Mild Thing.

Good news for TV viewers: The FDA has ordered Viagra-maker Pfizer to stop running those creepy commercials where the middle-aged dude grows blue devil horns imagining how he's going to return to his "Wild Thing" days of youthful stud-hood after popping the little blue pill. "FDA is not aware of substantial evidence or substantial clinical experience demonstrating this benefit for patients who take Viagra," the agency deadpanned in a statement. "If you have data substantiating this claim, please submit them to FDA for review."