Greece and Love

The American Hellenic Institute has called on the United States to establish a "special relationship" with Greece. You know, they've got a point. We've been hanging out with Greece for, like, more than 200 years, and having a really good time, without making the kind of real commitment that Greece could count on for its long-term future. Either the United States should be prepared to take this relationship to the next level, or we should free up Greece to date other countries.