Stoned

Now that conspiracy theorist and distorter of history Oliver Stone is set to direct a feature film about the 9/11 attacks, it's worth noting what he had to say shortly after the attacks about how he'd handle such a film, according to a report in The New Yorker: "You show the Arab side and the American side in a chase film with a 'French Connection' urgency, where you track people by satellite, like in 'Enemy of the State.' My movie would have the C.I.A. guys and the F.B.I. guys, but they blow it. They're a bunch of drunks from World War II who haven't recovered from the disasters of the sixtiesâ€"the Kennedy assassination and Vietnam. My movie would show the new heroes of security, the people who really get the job done, who know where the secrets are." (Thanks to Kausfiles for the link.)