Chertoff on the Chopping Block
With Mike Brown out of the picture, and Hurricane Rita bearing down on Texas, the nation needs a designated scapegoat to take the fall if anything goes wrong this time around. It's always best to have one well in advance, so that you don't have that messy problem of trying to sort out afterward who's really responsible. USA Today has helpfully prepositioned the blame for Rita. So remember, whatever happens, it's all Mike Chertoff's fault.
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