Viagra: The Old Faithful

The folks over at Public Employees for Environmental Responsibility know how to get off a good zinger. Here's PEER Executive Director Jeff Ruch on the Park Service's proposal to allow corporate sponsorship of some park projects and facilities:

What will be allowed stops just short of licensing ads for ‘The Official Beer of Yosemite’ or ‘ Old Faithful, Brought to You by Viagra.’

Actually, the proposal stops quite a bit short of Ruch's scenario, but why let that get in the way of a good one-liner?