Weight Loss, Brain Loss

Both my wife and I, along with so many other Americans, are seeking to drop a few pounds as the New Year gets into full swing. I see no reason why she needs to, but unfortunately, empirical evidence suggests that I do. She's teaming up with a friend and going to Weight Watchers meetings, I'm flying solo and trying to use will power alone. We'll see who has has more success. Either way, an Agricultural Research Service study suggests that I'm more likely to end up stressed out and stupid.