Cheney's Nonsmoking Gun

The folks at The Smoking Gun doubtless were hoping for more than they got when they received a document listing Vice President Cheney's requirements for "downtime suite" accommodations at hotels when he's on the road. After all, the site specializes in exposing the hilarious demands of rock stars for their dressing rooms (bowls of M&Ms with all the brown ones picked out, etc.) By comparison, the Cheney demands are pretty tame: Various newspapers, decaf coffee, and Diet Sprite aren't exactly the stuff of scandal. The best part: A demand that all TVs in the suite be tuned to Fox News. What, he can't even endure a few seconds of CNN before turning the channel?