Drunk Delivering

Yeesh. Not a good day for Postal Service news. AP reports that a Waukesha, Wis., mail carrier had a blood alcohol level of nearly four times the legal limit when he was arrested Friday after crashing his postal truck into a "No Parking" sign. Well, on the plus side, at least "intelligent mail" is on the way. The Postal Service says it will enable people to see where their mail is at every step of the delivery process -- even, presumably if that means the letters are sitting in a truck in front of the local tavern.