FAA: No UFO at O'Hare

The Federal Aviation Administration is dismissing the claim by some United Airlines employees that they saw what appeared to be a UFO hover over Chicago's O'Hare Airport on Nov. 7, then zoom off into the sky. It was just a "weather phenomenon," an FAA spokeswoman told the Chicago Tribune. One air traffic controller at the airport is taking the report even less seriously. "To fly 7 million light years to O'Hare and then have to turn around and go home because your gate was occupied is simply unacceptable," wisecracked O'Hare controller and union official Craig Burzych.