Parents' Day?

As a parent, I love Father's Day. In our house, it involves presents, and it means I get to do whatever I want for a day. But Parents' Day? C'mon.

It always amuses me to think that some White House functionary has to write words like this to put in the president's mouth on these kinds of made-up occasions:

The guidance and unconditional love of parents help create a nurturing environment so children can grow and reach their full potential. Parents work to impart to their children the strength and determination to follow their dreams and the courage to do what is right. They shape the character of their children by sharing their wisdom and setting a positive example. As role models, parents also instill the values and principles that help prepare children to be responsible adults and good citizens.