Washington's Real Ruler: Satan or Dachsund?

I can't believe I forgot to blog about this yesterday: The Washington Post has blown the lid off the biggest Washington story in ages: An analysis of maps reveals conclusively that the city is the lair of Satan. The scoop comes courtesy of David Bay, director of Cutting Edge Ministries in Lexington, S.C.

The paper reports: "Using Dupont and Logan circles as northern points, Bay instructs, you can trace various interlocking streets to form a demonic pentagram, one that bores directly into 1600 Pennsylvania Ave."

That explains all kinds of things.

Of course, over at BoingBoing, they've reported what might be an even bigger cartographical discovery: "A giant malevolent dachshund bearing down on the Capitol."