Word of USAJobs Hack Spreads

I am well aware that the breach of security at USAJobs is a very serious matter. And yet, this comment from Aaron Altman on Gawker made me giggle like crazy:

"Dear Sir:

I would Like to introduce you to the Prospect of receiving A Job with the United States of Government. I am JACK PIERRE, Interim Department of Labor Secretary, and I have come into the sum of $1,401,005, which I must Deposit into a Bank Account in order for you to Secure Employment with the United States of Government. If you would so kindly Provide me with your Name, Mailing Address and Bank Account number I would be happy to arrange for a Deposit of $1,401,005 which you May keep half of upon our first meeting. It is Critical for you to provide this Informations Now!

God Bless,

Jack Pierre"

Nigerian email scams have become their own comedic form at this point, I think.

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