Is This a Vivek Kundera Initiative?

The Onion jokes that Obama will be forced to wear a motion-capture body suit for his entire presidency so it can be animated for the record:

"Imagine being able to see what it might have looked like had Obama been wearing a bow tie when he delivered his first State of the Union address," American historian Joseph Ellis said. "Or if he'd been sporting a luxurious mustache while sitting down with the prime minister of Japan. The possibilities for customization are endless."