Dream Jobs: NCIS Edition

Kudos to sharp-eyed commenter W, who noticed that there's an opening listed on USAJobs for the Director of the Naval Criminal Investigative Service. So if you want to live out your NCIS fantasies, definitely get in line. Just make sure you avoid getting killed because you failed to kill your half of a pair of Russian lovers, or wasting your time getting overly obsessed with a French arms dealer, okay? For the ladies out there, sadly access to Mark Harmon isn't listed as one of the included benefits of the gig. And the job is being BRACed to Quantico in 2011, so be prepared for a commute.