This Is America. NOTHING Is Too Absurd.
FedBlog does not endorse political candidates, as this is a non-partisan blog with journalistic ethics. However, I do recommend that federal employees consider, as a matter of pride, voting for Attorney General Eric Holder, who is up for the Robert Goulet Memorial Mustached American of the Year. Holder is up against some stiff, or shall I say well-waxed, competition, so I imagine he could use feds' support.
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