Why Can't The Congressional Hearings We Go To Be Like This?

I was showing Tom Shoop (who really is the best boss ever) this trailer for Iron Man 2:

And complained that none of the hearings we ever cover ever begin with one of the witnesses answering a Congressman's request for attention with "yes, dear." Clearly, Tony Stark need to get cracking so Robert Brodsky and Elizabeth Newell can have more fun on the contracting beat.